Just enjoying the fresh air,
I was showing myself off to some friends
I felt like a perfect pair.

My bright red color shined
in the brightest of light,
then something happened
it gave me the most terrible fright.

One of my teeth broke off
I got stuck in a sidewalk crack,
everything was fine
until I heard a “SNAP!”

This had happened to me before
I was rushed to the hospital,
the doctor said he couldn’t help me,
but to go home and take a pill.

I had a splitting headache
I didn’t know what to do,
it’s kind of hard to eat
when you only have one tooth left to chew.

I got kicked around the bedroom
it’s not my fault I lost a tooth,
I told those stinky feet that had me on
“Serves you right, you damn overweight goof!”