Well, well, well… Is this an alternate reality game or something? And I do like to point out that I might be dumb, but I sure am no blonde. I maybe once was, a long time ago, when I had still hair on my head, but as you can see on my profile picture there is only hair on my chin & cheeks now. And by the way, I’m a male too.

So, what is this all about?

I’m so confused. lol

Dear Lauren,

Since you’re one of my favorite authors, I will forgive you – and I will forgive the nasty things you have said about me in public too on the Magical Mirror of Doctor Dee article of the Nickname Patrick Bernauw.

Yours Truly,
Chris Marlowe II

Chris,

Of course my comment was of no offense to you. Although it does seem odd that you should start recognizing my work now, hiding behind your mirrors so to speak. I have gone a year without personal attacks because I put others first before myself. Why now? What about my work has struck you to voice your words now?

Maybe you should write an article about that, Lauren… and answer your questions for yourself!

lol! Very crafty!

Chuckle. Is there no warning on the package that breadcrumbs are bad for ducklings?

They’re bad for the Sciuridae too, Mr Dié.

Second thought: I do like them on the barbecue.
(The Sciuridae, that is.)

I feel a Hannibal…Silence Of The Lambs theme here. Your passages are frightening me a bit. I sure don’t want to piss you off, so I’ll bid you a great evening and check in with you very soon. Nice and angry rhythms….don’t know why, but it is. Respectfully, RS WING

Ahàààààààà, Mr richard wing! Do you feel a Hannibal deep down inside? Yesyes, I can imagine.

I sure do like your comments! You might want to check this one out: http://hubpages.com/hub/Update-Two-of-the-Chris-Marlowe-II-Whodunnit
Dumb Blonde Patrica Bernauw has set a Price on my Priceless Head… and it has something to do with a Lamb too!