The rumors are false.

The rumors aren’t true.

I’m innocent as a baby.

What’s a politician to do?

I didn’t harrass a woman or two.

It’s a smear and a lie.

I think I’m going to sue.

On second thought,

I might have said a word or two.

That might have made a female

Turn BLUE!

But hey, I was kidding.

Can’t a woman take a joke?

I’m really quite honorable.

I’m just a down to earth folk.

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