I’ll love you James forever,
After all, you only live once.
Let’s go to the French Riviera
Where we can dine for lunch.

And if you’re on a secret mission,
Well that’s all right by me.
Perhaps we can meet together
At the banks of the Caspian Sea.

We’ll stay all night at the casinos,
I’ll bet you’ll have a great time.
And then we’ll make love together,
After having a glass of red wine.

You can save the world tomorrow,
Just make sure you have time for me.
I am your favorite fan,
Just call me Octopussy.