For your entertainment a satire/parody version of my "A Leader" poem.

A REAL World Leader

Shows a serious lack of knowledge.

Are  scared to lead people.

Think they are always right.

Knows how to make good things sound sinful.

Is good at reading people and sniffing out their fear.

Is able to give insight to people that will last them a minute.

Tells people what he thinks they want to hear.

Has a group of people following them falsely.

Are last people, which mean they always sit on their butt and tell other people what to do.

Are impatient and aggressive in their surroundings.

Never takes responsibility for all their actions, regardless rather or not another person helped them.

Blame others for their actions.

Assume things and are very nosy.

Leads people in the wrong direction.

Knows when to say I don’t care.

Hates on people.

Let people fall down by themselves.

Makes negative situations out of positive ones.

Speaks in a different language.

Listens to who they like.

Is close minded.

Is not smart intellectually and has no common sense.

Are butt kissers.

Is deceitful.

Allows improper hygiene.

Always stay looking dirty.

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