Why you watch this everyday?
A question my woman asks a million times
I often say many answers.

Frankly, my needs are not met.
I’m not cheating, I’m only watching
The DVD, I will soon forget.

It is an old habit of mine.
I deserve stress free days during the week
The women are legal and it is not a crime.
The important thing is I did not cheat

Babe, you don’t hear the orgasmic moaning.
Nor the dirty talking,
We need to be more like Marcy and Ted,
Spice up what we do in the bed.