It never seems to go over to easy

He never was brotherly

He was always a pain in the ass

He never had any cash

He tried to be an evil alien invader

But that didn’t seem to cut out too well

He tired to be a planet raider

But it didn’t work out to well

He tried to be playful

But he wasn’t very skillful

He needs a break

From all this heartache

He couldn’t get along with anybody

He was just so greedy

He died a nobody

So unready for what came to be

Nobody even cared

That he disappeared