A PEN

A PEN travels a long way, from stench filled bull PENs to the halls of The Vatican.

A PENcil is not equivalent, though it dePENds on the writer, while PENmanship PENetrates as September 9/11 did The PENtagon.

Whether commuting through PENn station, driving a pinto or an expensive Lexus- both sexes had better rePENt for sins committed.

The comPENsation for serPENts is the PENitentiary instead of a PENt house, even in PENsicola Florida PENtacostal worshippers submit to the power of A PEN.

Keep in mind PENnecillin can’t stop the sickness of the world, and prayer is not worth a PENny without action so take heed – indePENdently, strive stuPENdously to succeed.

I use to dream of becoming a musical KingPEN, but those dreams have since been knocked down like bowling Pins.

Hardworking carpenters sharpen their survival tools while sPENding what they can on Wonderbread and pinto beans.

Moguls have PENding business deals from PENnsylvania to the Arabian PENinsula, using the almighty PEN to ink, finalize and sign on the bottom dotted line.

Safety PENs, bobby PENs, and clothes PENs don’t count,

A PEN is the PENnicle.