When the Elephant sings in the treetops

And his mate, from afar, then replies

It’s a sure sign they’re ready for nesting

And soon, they’ll be swarming like flies

For the female lays eggs by the dozen

Which will hatch out in ten days or less

In a short time the fledglings get restless

Then they’re off causing chaos and mess

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If these creatures arrive wreaking havoc

Though you’ll want to, don’t reach for your gun

Just wait till they get within range, then

You can tempt them inside with a bun

Rig them out with a shiny new collar

And a leash, but your not finished yet

With some patience and plenty of training

They could make you the most perfect pet

© John W Fenn 31-07-2009