Oh how I do remember those days,

turning on the TV to see Billy Mays.

Sometimes I’d feel sad, and sometimes I’d feel nutty,

but you mended my heart with your  mighty putty.

I would need ten zorbees to wipe up all these tears,

as the sound of your booming voice rings through my ears.

While i use my gopher to place your picture on my wall,

setting it on a hercules’ hook so that it won’t fall.

We will all miss you and your charismatic ways

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