A polite way to be crude.


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I’ve decided I’m going to clean up my tongue
By using better words  ’specially near the young.
Like when I hit an icy patch slicker than glass
I’ll say, whoops, I dang near fell on my…donkey.
                       

Then while I’m at it I’ll speak nicer, too
About nosy neighbors.  I’ve got one or two.
When they bellyache about the height of my grass
I’ll look at them and say, you kiss my…donkey.

Tonight at Margie’s I’ll sit on my stool
And gaze at the barmaid till I start to drool.
I’ll work up some courage and make a cool pass
And if I’m lucky I might get a piece of…donkey.

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  • Francy on Dec 4, 2009

    nice pics and poem too.
    Keep it up.

  • Jennifer R. on Dec 4, 2009

    Smart Donkey!

  • LoveDoctor on Dec 4, 2009

    You are too funny! very creative and well-written piece. love the donkey.

  • Goodselfme on Dec 4, 2009

    Your suggestion came through loud and clear.

  • Faith Hodge on Dec 4, 2009

    Should I say poignant! Just simply I am LMAO or should I say I am LMDO!!!!!!!!! This is so funny! Still laughing!!

  • Ruby Hawk on Dec 4, 2009

    LOL, Ken you just won’t do. That’s a neat one.

  • Teves on Dec 4, 2009

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  • Authoress Terry E. Lyle on Dec 4, 2009

    Ha ha ha…Ha ha ha you’re really a poet with a flair. I like your work I really do and I hope I can measure up and be funny like you.! :)

  • Darla Beck on Dec 4, 2009

    This is an excellent poem! :)

  • ashan1614 on Dec 4, 2009

    Great piece once again, Ken! Your humor know no bounds!

  • Brenda Nelson on Dec 4, 2009

    laughed my donkey off.

  • Jenny Heart on Dec 4, 2009

    Great one!

  • Phill Senters on Dec 4, 2009

    You’re too much Ken. My donkey got a real belly laugh out of this!
    :)

  • AlmaG on Dec 4, 2009

    Very nice :)

  • Guy Hogan on Dec 4, 2009

    This one brought a smile to my face.

  • Mr Ghaz on Dec 4, 2009

    Excellent! Nice one..I liked it..so attractive and well-presented poem..cheers my friend 8) 8)

  • Jamie Myles on Dec 5, 2009

    LMDO! Witty and funny. I like it and will remember to clean up my language also.

  • Themax on Dec 5, 2009

    ha ha Love that Donkey,Great poem Thanks :)

  • Christine Ramsay on Dec 5, 2009

    Ha ha! Another great and unique piece. Poor donkey!

    Christine

  • svishnugopal on Dec 5, 2009

    lol..very nice and interesting..where did u get such matching pictures..

  • Lady Sunshine on Dec 5, 2009

    What a smart donkey! :P :P :P

  • lillyrose on Dec 5, 2009

    LMAO… you make me howl, donkey, fill in the gaps!

    Loving all the donkey pictures, I would like a donkey.

  • chitragopi on Dec 5, 2009

    Very genteel indeed, and of course humorous.

  • Lord Banks on Dec 5, 2009

    We tried to go a week witout swearing? it lasted until monday 9.30am! nice post Ken-ster.

  • K.Reshma on Dec 5, 2009

    Excellent poem with great pictures

  • abhishek40914 on Dec 5, 2009

    very nice poem

  • bailieman on Dec 6, 2009

    Enjoyed it. You’re no donkey.

  • xtine on Dec 6, 2009

    very nice!! i had fun reading, really. keep posting more!

  • wonder on Dec 6, 2009

    Excellent piece! Cute donkey. I am hee hawing.

  • LOVELYHONEY on Dec 7, 2009

    lovely how well i too wouldv’e fit in gr888888888888

  • PhoenixRox on Dec 8, 2009

    LOL. This is so funny. I have to check ur older works to see what I have missed, so far.haha. :)

  • deep blue on Dec 8, 2009

    You’re one hell of a jockey, Ken. Ride it slow.

  • diamondpoet on Dec 9, 2009

    That was cute, and great pics.

  • Val Mills on Dec 13, 2009

    Love it! You must have had fun writing it :-)

  • Ask Cash on Dec 14, 2009

    Really good one! :D

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