A RED BLOODED MAN HAS LUSTED

It’s dandy

Finding randy girls

As macho guys seem to

I’ve drooled at scenes

Like tight blue jeans

Where a wiggle warms the view

I’m a gangster

For Whitman samplers

And sweeties that crowd the beach

I used to shop

Till my eyes would lock

Where my right and left eyes meet

And when I’ve gazed

At pretty sways

A tom-tom filled my chest

And I stilI cheer

For a perfect rear

But I run home to the best

For I love the one

That shares our home

And she stirs me quite enough

In her nighty

She’s a sighty

When we peel down to the buff

I’m still amazed

On ole Broadway

But cheating is too drastic

For I’ve long chose

My perfect rose

And, hmmmmm, she’s still fantastic