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Radio 4/Radio 1 FM,

Intellectual bullshit;

Banging techno

Booming rap, 51st state of USA;

Plays and creativity vs

‘Chaotic lifestyles’;

Inspiration – Chardonnay, Merlot

Soporific – Valium, Temazepam;

Philosophy/arts/media.

Earnest radio debate

With Carol Vorderman:

Practical arithmetic

not taught properly;

Schoolchildren not knowing fractions.

Still know how to divide heroin

Into eighths - underclass Scotland.