This is a humourous poem for children and it is about Wallace and Gromit.
There was a woman named Lady Tottington of Tottington hall,
She was kind, very posh, sleek, bony and rather tall,
She had an infestation of over one hundred rabbits,
With atrociously bad vegetable eating habits.
They were carrot crunchers,
Lettuce munchers,
They devoured cauliflower,
With their monstrous gnawing power,
Lady Tottington didn’t know what to do with these rabbits,
Or for her, even more importantly, their bad habits,
There was one man, who thought he could save the day,
And he was of the name Victor Quatertmay,
His brutally simplistic idea,
Was to get a gun and shoot them up the rear.
Lady Tottington thought this idea rash,
And when it was time she vowed the rabbits to dash,
However Victor Quatertmay wasn’t the only one who thought he could sort the problem out,
There was also anti-pesto, for them being able to achieve it, Quatertmay had plenty of doubt.
Wallace and Gromit’s intelligent idea was to hover up all the rabbits,
Put them through mind- manipulation-omatic with lunar power to rid them of their bad habits.
But this arrangement went terribly wrong,
At full moon one of them turns as big as King Kong.
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