Our Yahoo on net

Hallowed be your logo

Be your news come swiftly

As our spam goes to others

Give us our daily conversations

Forgive our spammers

As we also forgave your uptime

Don’t lead us to Google

And deliver us from Microsoft

As sat Y, at table said,

Teaching A the goodness pray

Confused H, looked them up

While twinie O’s

Gazed upon forgotten Mark.

In the corner’s shade

Before the great void

The twisted Trade stood,

Watched how the cuddly family

Ate their daily meal.

Stationed beyond the horizon

The Mighty Search lifts the fog

While in the bowls of the beasts

The news swiftly shifts

No matter time.

No matter space.

Though they all faded,

When came the Reaper,

Dressed in Red,

With X on Top

Pressed, and gone was all, as dark as coal.