From my current work in progress, “English as a Foreign Language” (With English to English Translations). There are over 165,000 words in our language, yet most people use only about 1,000 on a regular basis.
Agateophobia
A man with acute agateophobia,
And paraskevidekatriaphobia
Asked “Could there be there anything dumber
Than being scared of a day and a number?
Well, at least I don’t have alphabetaphobia!”
TRANSLATION
Fear of Insanity
A man with an acute fear of insanity
And a fear of Friday the 13th
Asked “Could there be there anything dumber
Than being scared of a day and a number?
Well, at least I’m not afraid of things being in alphabetic order!”
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