All men have Baggage and here is why.

I’ve gone to many dating sights and when looking at the profiles that ladies have put up. I have found that many of them are looking for men without baggage. Sadly I must say that there is no such thing. Here are the reasons why.

If he has brothers and/or sister, then he has baggage.
If his parents are still alive, then he has baggage.
If he is still in school, then he has baggage.
If his mother is passed on, then he has baggage.
If his mother is a good cook, then he has baggage.
If he like tools, then he has baggage.
If he tries to fix things, then he has baggage.
The day he meets your mother, he picks up more baggage.
The day you meet either of his parents, he picks up more baggage.
If he has a favorite food, then he has baggage.
If he likes sports, then he has baggage.
If he doesn’t like sport, then he has baggage.
If he like camping, then he has baggage.
If he is in the military, then he has baggage.
If he has a fast car, then he has baggage.
If he has a junky car, then he has baggage.
If he has ever had a girlfriend, then he has baggage.
If he has a motorcycle, then he has baggage.
If he has a dog, then he has baggage.
If he has a gun, then he has baggage.
If he ever had a pet that got run over, then he has baggage.
If he collects comic books, then he has baggage.
If he is an artist, then he has baggage.
If he is a writer, then he has baggage.
If he has ever had a car wreck, then he has baggage.
If he is divorced, then he has baggage.
If he has kids, then he has baggage.
If he has nieces and nephews, then he has baggage.
If he looks at dirty mags, then he has baggage.
If he doesn’t look at dirty mags, then he has baggage.
If he really only reads the articles, then he has baggage.
If he is a geek, then he has baggage.
If he likes to go out with the guys, then he has baggage.
If he likes to stay home all the time, then he has baggage.
If he likes to build stuff, then he has baggage.
If he likes movies, then he has baggage.
If he is terrible at fixing things, then he has baggage.
If he is always telling jokes, then he has baggage.
If he rarely tells a joke, then he has baggage.

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  • Christine Ramsay on Jan 4, 2009

    I enjoyed that rather synical look at men. I would have thought baggage is something which will affect a relationship negatively.
    There are a lot of the things you mention which I quite like in a man.

    Christine

  • Morgana on Jan 4, 2009

    I also enjoyed reading this, it seems funny to me but you are totally right.

  • Darla Smith on Jan 4, 2009

    Very interesting! I really enjoyed reading this one.

  • lisa on Jan 4, 2009

    This made me giggle only because i so often hear people say i want to find someone with no baggage.

  • Janet on Jan 4, 2009

    That was a good one. Reminds me of Jeff Foxworthy’s redneck stuff.

  • Alicia Wind on Jan 5, 2009

    Lollz…

    Men and women have baggage… Whatever women said to men–no baggage attach— , just for the sake of putting it. But when getting to know each other begun…baggage comes…

    Entertaining…

  • Kim Buck on Jan 5, 2009

    Good stuff and of course some of it is true, but most of it is not.

  • Poetic Angel on Jan 7, 2009

    I was quite amused and yet it’s so true when you think about it. I definitely will share this with others

  • milli on Jan 15, 2009

    Very very amusing.

  • Daisy Peasblossom on May 22, 2009

    Very well said…and the perfect answer to people who are looking for a “twentieth century fox”.

  • Palestrya on Mar 22, 2011

    I was going to say, funny but true. Then, I read the end. Can I get an AMEN???

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