All men have Baggage and here is why.

The only time that a man is without baggage is the moment he is born and the moment he enters Heaven. So don’t look for a man without baggage. Look for a man that has the Lord helping him carry it.

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  • Christine Ramsay on Jan 4, 2009

    I enjoyed that rather synical look at men. I would have thought baggage is something which will affect a relationship negatively.
    There are a lot of the things you mention which I quite like in a man.

    Christine

  • Morgana on Jan 4, 2009

    I also enjoyed reading this, it seems funny to me but you are totally right.

  • Darla Smith on Jan 4, 2009

    Very interesting! I really enjoyed reading this one.

  • lisa on Jan 4, 2009

    This made me giggle only because i so often hear people say i want to find someone with no baggage.

  • Janet on Jan 4, 2009

    That was a good one. Reminds me of Jeff Foxworthy’s redneck stuff.

  • Alicia Wind on Jan 5, 2009

    Lollz…

    Men and women have baggage… Whatever women said to men–no baggage attach— , just for the sake of putting it. But when getting to know each other begun…baggage comes…

    Entertaining…

  • Kim Buck on Jan 5, 2009

    Good stuff and of course some of it is true, but most of it is not.

  • Poetic Angel on Jan 7, 2009

    I was quite amused and yet it’s so true when you think about it. I definitely will share this with others

  • milli on Jan 15, 2009

    Very very amusing.

  • Daisy Peasblossom on May 22, 2009

    Very well said…and the perfect answer to people who are looking for a “twentieth century fox”.

  • Palestrya on Mar 22, 2011

    I was going to say, funny but true. Then, I read the end. Can I get an AMEN???

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