Lori was warm
And very welcoming
Together we played
In the sweet sugar snow
For many long hours
We’d go and go
But I got too numb
And acted too dumb
Then Tina came in
Her shiney sail boat
To try and take me
Far away
And we’d sail together
For days and days
But I could only watch
As all around me
Crumbled and swayed
In hurricane force winds
But along came Mary Jane
To help me pick
All the pieces up
And get me over
Every fickle chick
Those others I will
Gladly lose
But they’re the only ones
I’d rather give up soda,
Ice cream and dairy
I don’t care what people think
I’ll never break up with Mary