In an act of procrastination,

I find it best to use methods of confabulation.

This can also be called intense meditation;

But that’s not right, for sake of articulation.

So what is it that we need from this nation?

Perhaps we need to find a new way to ration

Our desires and wants, and lifestyles of fashion.

That would be cool, but I’ll stick to procrastination.

Why would I do so, in times of monetary inflation?

Perhaps since the dawn of man and beginning of creation,

Man was designed to feel the joy of masturbation.

So in times of glee, I look at thee, with consternation.

I believed it was an alien invasion!

That’s what she said! Oh, and gentrification.