Many years ago
Wouldn’t you know
it would be many years ago
Anyway Any how
I’m telling you hear and now
I remember
that day in September
when as a teacher
some later would say a preacher
I wrote on the board in big bold chalkboard
letters
so that all could see better
A_S_S_U_M_E for all to see
A_S_S_U_M_E it makes an a*** out of you and me
Don’t you see The word spells it’s meaning
If you assume what I’ll do
and I assume on you
We both step in doggies do
Do I make myself clear to you
Let me assume I do