Our previous president and his decisions in office still get me riled up.

Not that anyone needs a remedial history course, I’m just not finished venting.

Let it be known, if I had been of legal age to vote, I wouldn’t have a grudge.

See, that’s the reason behind age restricted voting; politicians want the youth to be disinterested in politics.

The less the younger generations know about how government works, the less resistance in the future.

So while eating my lunch, I thought of words to describe George Walker Bush.

After thirty minutes, the same words kept coming up:

Stiff, self-aggrandizing, and pro-life.

Then I had an epiphany. Those are all words that could describe a penis.

That made me feel much better about the last eight years.