Play on words about a discount sale…

You can come anytime you like.

Hey, you can’t beat 50% off.

If you’re lucky, you can beat it all off.

We can make deals until we’re blue in the face.

You can closely examine the merchandise.

Disregard the “Do Not Touch” signs.

Feel free to feel the material.

What you see is what you get.

There are even free demonstrations.

One size fits all.

I am confident that you’ll enjoy yourself.

You’ll return and become a preferred customer.

You won’t be disappointed.

I guarantee it.

Act now and you’ll receive a lifetime of memories.

You don’t need to go anywhere else.

Yes, you can come anytime you like.

Just as long as you come.

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