The kitty’s face goes down
And bites my knee
His ass hits the air
You see, because he is going through puberty.

His front paws wrap around
Holding on with a tender grip
As he walks with his back legs
Down my thigh he purposely slips

He continues this motion
Without any disgrace
He keeps trying to fuck my leg
My cat needs a mate

Because he lives inside however
I’ll have to ruin his fate
My first fifty bucks
Says his balls will break

My legs will sleep alone again
My cat will be so mad
I think he’ll always love
The balls that he had.