More fun with rhyme and rhythm.

Tomatoes, bananas, potatoes,
Peppers, onions, sweetcorn and cu-
Cumber are lovely, colorful, and bright.
Be sure you eat lots of these natural things,
But expect to be farting all night.
Don’t worry when flatulence imposes,
You know you have done yourself good
By consuming the fruits of the garden,
The right sort of fiber-filled food.

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  • Reilley on Feb 20, 2009

    LOL, you are in a right mood, aren’t you! ;-)

    I cannot imagine what inspired your latest round of gustatory gems, but you have made me laugh.

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