I am a Beginner.

And I’m not a winner.

I train on Goblins.

And i collect pins.

I have 23 Gold.

And i feel cold.

I have an armour.

And i’m weak.

I’m a Freak.

And i’m a member.

And you should remember.

That I’m a killer.

And a big skill er.

OK that is a lie.

I’m selling pie.

At the Grand Exchange.

I’m a horrible bee.

I play everyday.

But not today, because it is my birthday.