A true story about when I was out on one of my “alone” days!

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When I was a little girl

All young and fresh as a pearl

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I used to go out on my own

Sometimes sit chilled to the bone

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But I loved being alone

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I’d crave the green, green grass 

Wait till the numbness met my ass

Then I may have gone home

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But I loved being alone

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One bright and sunny day

As I wiggled bare feet into clay

I cried out a great long groan

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But I loved to be alone

Only on this day you see

It felt as bad as being stung by a bee

As I sat there like I was on my throne

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But I loved being alone

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And I never wanted to go home

I needed freedom, tis why I would roam

Looking down to the ground at a stone

But I loved being alone

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I took my lip in between my teeth

And looked quickly round the heath

Twas not just by the grass I was known

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But I loved being alone

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The ground upon which I sat

And wiggled until I made it flat

Was also the home of the ants

Who had climbed into my pants!

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Some of them had flown

Some had been blown

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But I just loved being alone

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I never told my Mother

Or even my big Brother

When I did dare to go home

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But I just loved being alone.

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  • Darla Cooke on Sep 30, 2009

    Some ant bites hurt as bad as bee stings.

  • ken bultman on Sep 30, 2009

    Ants colonize. Hence the word, but I digress.

  • lillyrose on Sep 30, 2009

    yes I remember those were red ants notorious for biting hard!

  • Guy Hogan on Sep 30, 2009

    Love of the outdoors. Sometimes we pay a price. But still nature is a great place to be alone.

  • cardy on Sep 30, 2009

    I loved this sometimes it pays to stay in. A fab read.

  • BullwinkleMuse on Sep 30, 2009

    such a cute ‘tale’. ;^D

  • Lostash on Sep 30, 2009

    Loved it Lilly!!!

  • petercurtis97 on Sep 30, 2009

    A lovely poem, must have been painful bites red ones I haave heard of as being aggressive.

  • Papa Sparks on Sep 30, 2009

    A fun read my friend!

  • deep blue on Sep 30, 2009

    Hilarious lines, Lisa. Reminds me of the movie with similar title.

  • WriteEditSeek on Oct 1, 2009

    Cute and funny . . . ;)

  • Christine Ramsay on Oct 1, 2009

    I wouldn’t like the ants in my pants but I love being alone myself. A funny piece.

    Christine

  • martinpm on Oct 1, 2009

    enjoyed reading it. liked it!!

  • LilRoastBeef on Oct 1, 2009

    I like the read. I don\’t remember the last time I had ants in my pants, but I can assure you the look on my face was priceless.

  • fragile18 on Oct 2, 2009

    funny..
    i also love being alone at times.

  • LoveDoctor on Oct 5, 2009

    very funny and creative. good work. stung by a bee. ouch!

  • writing4angels on Oct 5, 2009

    haha.. funny! someday a guy will come to you and say, I hope if I would have been an ant!! no offense.

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