Excuse me, are you Jewish?
Because you look kinda Jewish to me
Not that it matters because
it really doesn’t
I mean
If you’re Jewish it’s okay
I really have much sympathy
for the Jews
I’m not anti-semitic or anything
I’m really not.
If I were Jewish
(I’m really not)
I’d…
But okay, I have no problems
with that
Completely non-Judge-men-tal.
There has been a lot of harsh words
and I pride myself of not speaking them aloud.
I Really do
believe that antisemitism should be thing of the past
along with nationalisms

I am very very much interested in your
or maybe I should say our
culture
fascinating customs. The cuisine the music the poetry.

Of course
I sound awkward
I mean here is some crazy guy
rambling about how projewish he is.
I’m really not
like that

But
I wanted to say
that
I am very very sorry
that I took some of your time sir.

In the name of
many of mine
compatriots
I’d like to apologize
for everything
I am really sorry
so sorry

Yes, thank you, I guess you would be too.