I was having a shave and when that was done,

I started to think about Area fifty one,

I put some after shave shave on my chin,

And thought about how legends begin?

Drying my armpits it sprang to my mind,

It does not exsist but it’s easy to find,

So when I began to comb my hair,

My thoughts drifted, we all know it is there.

And while I was putting cotton buds in my ears,

Why has this open secret survived sixty odd years?

So as it was time to start clipping my toes,

Is this to hide a base that nobody knows?

I picked up the file to round off my nails,

The goverment explanation is off the rails,

And as I walked out of the bathroom door,

We should look elsewhare else, it’s somewhere for sure.