Had fun with the first one,thought I’d do it again.
I had to go to work
I was playing on the computer
My face had a grinning smirk
I needed to be there in an hour
I checked my armpit
To determine that I needed a shower
My armpit smelled like shit
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Now the ceiling fan was spinning
But it was humid and not much help
I needed a big dogs bark
But the fans aid more like a puppy yelp
After I smelled the pit
I started to cry
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I smelled like a Troll
Who was about to die
The weather was rather arid
I was eating Subway
At the urging of Jared
When I smelled the pit
I turned blue and cold
I passed out for two weeks
When I woke up
My Subway sandwich was covered in mold.
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