So I hear people eating brains as a food.
What, they think it will help them be good?
At math I doubt it, but maybe they wanna just fight it.
Fight what you may ask.
Fight the common food mask.
Ever wanna order something rare.
Well the asians got it all, just pay for the fair.
They will serve you monkey brains.
It will help clear all your mental pains.
The term, two brains are better then one.
Must have come from a Cheng lee or whon.
They think that eating a brain will make yours be smarter.
at least it helped them get farther.
They are seen as a smart people.
One that in math has no equal.

The asians think they are the first to achieve this, not true.
The myans have done this shit too.
They got smarter by little.
Till all but a fiddle into the future can see.
they then found but a single tree
With that ate one more brain, one more meal.
And all their stuff was to steal.
They had ruined themselves.
What started as santas helper elves
They now could do nothing.
But eating and dying.
Just chewing this tree drug
And feeling all smug.
They had ruined their civilization
Oh what was once a nation.
Now a wimperring thing.

The fate of the asians now rests in their hands.
Will the continue fighting the trends?
Only a few more brains and your due.
It will be your time to turn into a mental stew.