A what if look at a fair degree of nonsense.
If dogs used the litter box; cats meowed at the moon
And we had beer for breakfast; took supper at noon.
If we bathed with our clothes on and went to work nude
We would live in the Backwards World, wouldn’t we , Dude?
If we lived on a farm and the ducks had fur coats
Then I guess there would be feathers on all of our goats.
The cows would go oink and the pigs would go moo
‘Cause they would all live in the Backwards World, too.
Just think what it’d be like if morning was night
And husbands did house work to housewives’ delight.
What if children did homework without one complaint?
A Backwards World devil would turn into a saint.
What if the sun should come up in the west?
Would that put my solor powered watch to the test?
Or would it just mean there is simply no doubt
Of this dumb Backwards World poem I cannot get out.
and again u crack me up, “dude” 
lololol i really love ur stuff.
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