Bad Bad Bojack Brown Baddest Man in the Whole Damn Town

Bo Russo on Mar 8, 2009

Tags: bad, BoJack, mean behind, Muhammad Ali, train

The word dancer gets a hand from the dancing master himself, ALI!!
BoJack back on the attack havin some fun with words…….

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He’s big he’s bad

Don’t make the Bo Jack mad

He’s lean

He’s mean

Relentless like a machine

Bo’s one bad dude

With a bad attitude

If you mess with him

You better find a place to hide

He’s only six feet tall

But about four feet wide

No doubt when Bo’s about

You’ll feel the fury

You’ll scream and shout

Never make him mad

You will end up hurt and sad

Trust me when I say

Don’t mess with Bo today

He packs a mean left

Of this leave no doubt

Just ask my friend Sam Finch

He’ll tell you what it’s about

I know no fear

But you will

If you upset me

You will learn

About lack of sanity

And ultimate tyranny

So stay in your place

Or I’ll rearrange your face

Trust me I learned

From the dancing master himself

Muhammad Ali

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the king of protecting his health

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Never mess with me or mine

You’ll be on your behind

You better get away

From Bo Jacks super train

I protect my famiglia

You can not understand

Unless you are a big

Irish Italian man

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Alicia Wind on Mar 8, 2009
Oh..Bojack—are they twin? Wow–u got a twin?? It’s okay I won’t mess up wit u today…but it’s okay if do , eh? lol!
Holly J. Harrington on Mar 8, 2009
Chuckle chuckle. Like the boys to they are handsome lads.
topelectrician on Mar 8, 2009
your a real nut you know that?!!..lol me and sam finch gunna kick yo azz!..lol putum up!!
miraj on Mar 8, 2009
your sense of humor is much needed in this fast moving complicated world,it’s poems like this that forces people to stop madly running after money and fame but enjoy the simple gifts Life have in store for us,laughter is the best thing in life and few are blessed to bring it,you my dear friend are one of those blessed person.

my deepest respect and gratitude,Bo
LOVE IS ALL

Walk in beauty change the world.
Bullwinkle Muse on Mar 8, 2009
From one Italian-Irishman to another, I love it.
PR Mace on Mar 8, 2009
Good work. I am glad I am on your side.
Peter Cimino on Mar 8, 2009
Very cool!!
lindalulu on Mar 8, 2009
Really nice and the kids are adorable! Your son also very handsome! Wonderful as always…
Jo Oliver on Mar 8, 2009
Love the title; that is a great song. And, yes I dont think no one would want to mess with you. But, are you mean as a junk yard dog? LOL!
kate smedley on Mar 9, 2009
cool poem!
CutestPrincess on Mar 9, 2009
nice… i love the way you play with words
Sam Finch on Mar 11, 2009
Reminds me of the song “Headknocker” by Foreigner, from their first LP. I could imagine them singing this poem as lyrics, somehow.

Love the title, as well.
mermush on Mar 11, 2009
ok should i b scared of ya…nah how bout a HUG!! lol
n yer boys luk so adorable…awww man i wish i could go jump around wid them n get yu really really MAD!! loll
J.L. Eck on Apr 20, 2009
Spoken so soft, so smooth, so…BO!
Duff D Moss on Apr 20, 2009
“He’s only six feet tall
But about four feet wide”
LOL

Couple of strapping lads there – they your nephews?
Bo Russo on Apr 20, 2009
Hell no Duff.,My grand children!!
Lauren Axelrod on May 15, 2009
Awww, your little grand children are adorable
xoxo on May 15, 2009
A fun read. Thanks for sharing this Debbie
John McDonnell on May 15, 2009
Hey, Bo Jack, that\’s a very witty poem. You don\’t look like a man to be messed with, that\’s for sure. And you don\’t look old enough to have those cute grandkids! You must take care of yourself, to stay that young-looking.
Debra Mann on May 15, 2009
You are so funny!
Bo Russo on May 15, 2009
Thanks Debbie for sending this one around again.I forgot about it until I was looking at some older articles to revise,I thought this was pretty funny just the way it was.
Alina Beck on May 15, 2009
I’d love to see you do this as performance poetry
Majic on May 15, 2009
You remind me of “Bad Bad Leeroy Brown” by Jim Croce!
Juancav on May 15, 2009
Excellent and devastating poem, There is no puppet standing after this speech.
DA Cournean on May 15, 2009
You are a good man Bo!
Christine Ramsay on May 16, 2009
I am glad you are a friend and not a foe LOL. Funny work.

Christine
Westbrook on May 16, 2009
Great imagination Bo. By the way, Mahammad Ali lives on a big farm in Berrien Springs, Michigan, which is not too far from me. I sometimes see him in a Mall being helped to walk by relatives and friends. He has lost a lot of weight and is very frail.
Bo Russo on May 16, 2009
Wess I didn’t know that,I thought he lived in Kentucky.
Westbrook on May 17, 2009
He may have property in Kentucky, and he may visit there from time to time; he has properties elsewhere, but it is well known that his home is here. The Orchard Mall in Benton Harbor is where we see him ocasionally. It is about 20 miles fron Berrien Springs.

I have admired Ali for his skill in boxing during his hayday, but I have never respected a draft dodger when young men were fighting and dying for their country in Veitnam and who switched to being a radical Islamic and flaunted it in the face of the country who gave him that freedom. His big mouth only inflamed many patriotic Americans.
Bo Russo on May 17, 2009
You know I never even thought about that part when talking to you about it.Remember I was only a kid then,born Nov.’64.

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