Garlic and toast,
Onion chips,
Spicy hot meatballs,
Outrageous dips.

When all is said and done
Your mouth ends up on fire.
But your breath could kill and elephant
Or make a mule expire.

Keep away from me.
Stay away from my friends.
Brush your teeth, gargle and spit
Or this will be the end.

No one will come near you
No matter how much you wish
As long as your breath smells
Like you’ve been living with the fish.