A poem for Duff’s writing challenge #11.
What is that terrible stench?
It’s drifting around the room.
The smell suddenly appeared,
after I heard the sonic boom.
The awful odor I can smell,
every time you come inside.
I cannot get away from it,
for there is nowhere to hide.
Why must you cut the cheese?
It’s offensive while we eat.
Even when we’re making love,
you think that it sounds so neat.
You are fouling up my air,
with your rude nasty farting.
The odor follows you around,
even when you are departing.
Bad smells bring disappointments,
you keep fouling up my life.
Take your stinky ass and leave.
I don’t want to be your wife.
I don\\\\\\\’t know if farting can be used in divorce proceedings or not, but it really should. 
Awesome – a sonic boom fart – I am in awe of such a feat. Indeed though, used very inappropriately – there is a place and time for everything Great fun piece Darla. Thanks
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