Bag for Life

Pablina on Jan 19, 2009

Tags: bag, Life, Poetry

I was wandering around a shopping store, when I got to the tills…

The lady in front of me looked slightly unwell
As my items were scanned through i noticed that this lady had collapsed
An ambulance came and pronounced her dead
I felt really sorry for her - She had just bought a bag for life!

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cardy on Jan 19, 2009
lol lol oh thats so funny nice one.
Tennessee Thompson on Jan 19, 2009
Now that is irony. I had to look up what a bag for life is. Being from the United States, we do not have what you call a bag for life. Our stores have recently started something very similar. They now offer bags that you can buy and bring to the store with you, but I don’t believe you can trade them in. Nice piece. Good job.
Ben donovan on Jan 19, 2009
Thats a high price to pay for something she don’t get to keep.
Laura Smith on Jan 19, 2009
haha nice one
Renita on Jan 19, 2009
Great, and right to the point.
pablina on Jan 19, 2009
hiya, not quite sure why they have published ths as a poem, as it isn’t meant to be. Not sure what topic i put it under, think it was general. But hey, don’t matter.
thanks.
Betty Carew on Jan 19, 2009
great poem, great laugh
rutherfranc on Jan 19, 2009
how ironic can it be?..
Lisa Clayton Williams on Jan 20, 2009
I love offbeat poems!! This one was hilarious!!!
Bren Parks on Jan 21, 2009
Wow, I thought it was good….get a life Drew! That way you will have something to do except take cheap shots at people who actually are trying to grow and evolve by creating.
Lee Ness on Jan 22, 2009
Hello,
It is so sad that she died. You kep it short like death should be.
Have great day
Sincerley Lee Ness
postpunkpixie on Jan 24, 2009
Haha, that made me smile. I love irony
denus on Jan 24, 2009
eehh that would suck!
Riley Themend on Feb 8, 2009
Very interesting and as everyone says ironic! Good Job
Kimber777 on May 4, 2009
Great Job..lol
Joni Keith on May 5, 2009
How comically tragic.
Lumpen Doodle on May 29, 2009
Proper irony. To the point and effective.

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