Banksy Art has created a wave of copycat vandalism that threatens to convert all our public spaces into wall boards of unattractive misdirected political statements.

It is obvious this is the interpretation we are meant to draw from this bit of so-called art. Upon careful examination it is revealed however that this is not a true Banksy piece. Simply, the reason is because Banksy is not known for using exaggerated proportions in his images of people. He may use exaggeration between distinct human subjects, but not within the human subjects themselves. It’s a dead giveaway, which means quite shockingly that this is copycat vandalism. It has come to pass that others are now trying to emulate Banksy out of a deluded sense of rebellion for a cause that disagrees with their parents views on…something. Banksy in his blatant lack of respect for public spaces has opened the flood gates to others who wish to make a similar pointless impotent statement by writing on a wall and then cowardly hiding in the shadows.

Look what you have done you morons of the Internet! You have allowed this to happen by your reckless promotion of a ghost in the night that leaves ethereal fart trails wherever he goes. For shame! It is to you that I declare “Up Ya Bum!!!”. How do you like that you spineless fools? See, I used THREE exclamation marks. This would suggest I have an even larger finger with which to impale your bottom. Beware you cretins of the digital mud, for the decent purveyors of the World Wide Web have had enough of your virtual diarrhoea and we are coming for you as an army of warrior fingers to plug those orifices from which your so called creativity spawns.

The age of Banksy ends now!

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  • thestickman on Feb 8, 2011

    Vandalism bites. And that is such an artistic rock, -photogenic and would make an excellent subject for a painter to emulate

  • irenen1 on Feb 8, 2011

    This belongs under social media.
    Art is in the eye of the beholder. Banksy does excellent art work. Better if he took a picture of the property he wished to add his art to and did so online. He could then actually make money from it.

  • lillyrose on Feb 9, 2011

    This made me chuckle! you should do stand up. But I agree give someone the responsibility of a mouse running around an Apple and they will come up with all sorts of scams and crap. As for Banksy art copycats… we I don’t think he/she has to worry much! Up ya bum

  • TenderPoison on Feb 17, 2011

    I see your wit is no less sharp with the passage of time. lmao.

  • C Jordan on Mar 2, 2011

    AAnother article showing your excellent rapacious wit,Duff. Thumbs up.

  • CHIPMUNK on May 30, 2011

    great work

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