Banksy Art has created a wave of copycat vandalism that threatens to convert all our public spaces into wall boards of unattractive misdirected political statements.
It is obvious this is the interpretation we are meant to draw from this bit of so-called art. Upon careful examination it is revealed however that this is not a true Banksy piece. Simply, the reason is because Banksy is not known for using exaggerated proportions in his images of people. He may use exaggeration between distinct human subjects, but not within the human subjects themselves. It’s a dead giveaway, which means quite shockingly that this is copycat vandalism. It has come to pass that others are now trying to emulate Banksy out of a deluded sense of rebellion for a cause that disagrees with their parents views on…something. Banksy in his blatant lack of respect for public spaces has opened the flood gates to others who wish to make a similar pointless impotent statement by writing on a wall and then cowardly hiding in the shadows.
Look what you have done you morons of the Internet! You have allowed this to happen by your reckless promotion of a ghost in the night that leaves ethereal fart trails wherever he goes. For shame! It is to you that I declare “Up Ya Bum!!!”. How do you like that you spineless fools? See, I used THREE exclamation marks. This would suggest I have an even larger finger with which to impale your bottom. Beware you cretins of the digital mud, for the decent purveyors of the World Wide Web have had enough of your virtual diarrhoea and we are coming for you as an army of warrior fingers to plug those orifices from which your so called creativity spawns.
The age of Banksy ends now!
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