Humorous poem about a career change for Barbie.

Barbie lost her job.

Oh what was she to do?

Ken would not support her.

Barbie cried, “Boo hoo.”

Barbie was fired.

Her secretarial skills were a mess.

She spent all her time at work

Straightening out her dress.

Barbie thought for a moment.

She decided to change careers.

She would be a professional cheerleader

Because she loved to go out and cheer.

“Give me a B, give me an A, give me an R,

Barbie said.

“Give me a B, give me an I, give me an E,

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Give me a new boyfriend named Ted.

Barbie smiled and went to bed.

Her new career would start tomorrow.

No more tears for this little girl.

No more weeping or sorrows.

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  • AngelaFaith on Jan 12, 2012

    Laughing out loud! You are so funny!

  • Lisa Marie Mottert on Jan 12, 2012

    This is cute… put a smile on my face:) Love it!

  • Christine Ramsay on Jan 12, 2012

    Hilarious and so cute.

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