Barney

Paul Roberts on Mar 5, 2009

A little humor on things children like.

She was Barney’s greatest fan,that purple dinosaur.From videos to

Barney books,to the pj’s that she wore.

She’d watch those vidoes from start to end

and when they stopped,she’d hop off the couch and start it over again!

She had a Barney plate,even had matching fork and spoon

and when I tucked her in at night she had Barneys all over her room.

That Barney stuff was contagious,and had to come to an end

I’ll tell you how it happened,so listen close my friend.

One night after the kids were in bed,my wife slipped something sexy on

she asked me how she looked, and I mumbled That reminds me of a song!

Sorry Barney it was either you or me!

I’m free ,free atlas I tell you! Free!

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Comments (10)

Mermush on Mar 5, 2009
lol..who’s a barney fan now eh!! so it did rub onto you…dats funny!!
hfj on Mar 5, 2009
Funny poem. It was ninja turtles for me. Well done.
rutherfranc on Mar 5, 2009
barney the dinosaur? ha ha..
postpunkpixie on Mar 5, 2009
Haha I don\’t know what i\’d do if I had to be exposed to Barney the Dinosaur. I find him terrifying. All that talk of hugs and love… he\’s clearly hiding something.
Vikram Chhabra on Mar 5, 2009
Don’t tell me what happened next..Haha…Very well written!!
Johanna Long on Mar 5, 2009
Loved it! Reminds me of the Halloween in Maryland when the next door neighbor dressed as Barney and invited all the kids over for treats. My son (2 at the time) took one look at the purple gigantum and ran screaming home! The next Halloween he opted to hand out candy at the door and never went trick or treating again. I never did like that purple reptile.
Kate Smedley on Mar 6, 2009
So funny, I loved Barney but my son’s grown out of it now …
macon on Mar 6, 2009
funny! i kinda like Barney too!
Ben donovan on Mar 9, 2009
It was purple wasn\’t it? My little girl is into Boo Baahs worse than Barney
Amsky on Mar 9, 2009
Next time becareful what you mumbles lol!

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