He wakes up every morning

At six thirty on the dot

Shuffles to the kitchen

Switches on the coffee pot

He showers and he shaves

Then he gets himself well dressed

All the ladies at the office

Are just bound to be impressed

With his alligator shoes

And a suit made by Armani

What he’s wearing costs a fortune

Everybody thinks he’s barmy

He reckons he’s a charmer

In his handmade silky shirt

Behind his back the ladies think

He’s such an utter berk

© John W Fenn 26-05-2009