Heard there was a portal

into the netherworld immortal

that makes the desires of the poor

made to order.

I think this is a scam

because the info

came by spam.

But I almost went for the one about the nympho

until I learned she has a virus

that she spreads

as soon as you give her your info.

I think I’ll block

all this out

before I get infected

and have a total breakdown!