Beware of the Lady in Red.

She will turn your head,

And entice you in her web.

She has red, ruby lips,

And a scarlett, red dress.

She has soft, slender hips,

And a warm, inviting nest.

One glance at her

And your body will turn numb.

She’ll toy with you

While you feel real dumb.

Yes, beware of the Lady in Red.

You have been forewarned.

Otherwise be prepared

To be captured by her seductive horn.

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