Oi! Who left the light on?

Left unflushed paper in the loo,

I bet it’s the daughter or son,

It’s gotta be one of the two.

An empty fridge and cupboards bare,

There’s no milk for my tea,

It’s obvious a teenager’s been there,

It’s plain for all to see.

The TV’s too loud,

Rubbish over the floor,

Mates round, what a crowd,

They can’t even close the door.

Trainers and shoes everywhere,

Cups and glasses abound,

Adults please beware,

There’s teenagers around!