There’s a spider in my shoe mum

There’s a spider in my shoe

He really is quite big mum

And I don’t know what to do

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You silly boy just pick it up

And give your shoe a shake

It’s just a little spider

How much effort can it take

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Don’t think I’ll shake him off mum

Can’t pick him up or hit him

He’s really very big mum

And my shoes they nearly fit him

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Oh don’t be such a baby

Stop acting like a fool

Please hurry up and do it

Or you’ll soon be late for school

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But mum, he’s really massive

I’m terrified, what’s more

He just picked up my jacket

And he’s thrown it on the floor

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Alright, lets have a look then

Oh my, this one is bad

It really is enormous

Run upstairs and get your dad