My night out binging,
It all started at home
Without any thinking
I began my cider drinking.
3 cans of Stongbow
Down my throat they were to flow
With a twist of blackcurrant.
Although i started slow
I got caught in the moment.
I shaved and showerd
I felt empowered.
I ate my pizza
Goodfellas spicy chicken
This got me finger licking.
Next to get the night arranged.
Two phone calls later
Then i got changed.
To the bus stop i went
Until the bus was sent
Stood around twiddling my thumbs.
The 7d was to finally arrive
Off we got and said cheers drive.
Then into cotton club
Way to much base
Please turn down the sub.
A Magners i drank
Then i had to empty my tank.
Next we parted ways
Some went in one direction
We went to a different section.
Into the murrenger i wondered
Which drink i ponderd.
Two of sams finest ciders please
Now im wobbly at the knees.
Double vodka lemonade
Which didnt make the grade.
Another one on the house.
Off to la bambas we ventured.
Examined the cocktail list
2 for a fiver
You know we gonna be pissed.
I stuck to two concoctions
Down they went
As i followed my instructions
‘Drink up’.
To the basement we stumbled
Our conversation was becoming mumbled.
Straight the toilet
A spray and a tinkle.
Back at the bar we met.
Another Magners ile drink
With a smile and a wink
Then things get blurry.
A couple double vodka lemonades
My heads getting whirly.
To the dance floor i strided
With the music i glided.
Down my neck
Another Magners slided.
My balance was departing.
In front of me
People were parting.
Off for some Mexican chicken
More of that finger licking.
To the taxi rank
I realise the night is gone
With this thought my heart sank.
By 4a.m I’m home again
Woke up this morning
My headache is insane
Total count
1 blackbo
2 blackbo
3 blackbo
4 magners
5 sams cider
6 sams cider
7 double vodka lemonade
8 chocolate cocktail
9 chocolate cocktail
10 Magners
11 double vodka lemonade
12 magners
13 magner
13 places of hurt within my head