Blind Date

ken bultman on Oct 29, 2009

Tags: annual, date, fear, friend, gate, halloween, masquerade ball, mistake, Wonderful

Why my friend quit going on double dates with me.

image via wikipedia

I fixed my friend Marvin up with on a blind date
And told him to meet me at quarter-past eight
At the wonderful annual masquerade ball
Held each Halloween at the city square hall.
I told him up front which girl was his date
So there’d be no mistake when they came through the gate.
Your’s will be driving, my friend, never fear
While my date will be riding along in the rear.

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ceegirl on Oct 29, 2009
what a blind date
Teves on Oct 29, 2009
Very nice information provided…
Pls read my article and leave a comment. Thanks!
http://authspot.com/poetry/this-is-my-band-called-besai-band/
Darla Cooke on Oct 29, 2009
Interesting.
martinpm on Oct 29, 2009
wow that was a nice one!
wonder on Oct 29, 2009
Which century?
Great speculations.
Christine Ramsay on Oct 29, 2009
I think you may have come off best there, Ken, you crafty thing. I loved it.

Christine
cutedrishti8 on Oct 29, 2009
Interesting post..
lillyrose on Oct 29, 2009
Hahahah… cheeky
Melody SJAL on Oct 29, 2009
That was so clever, Ken.
Lady Sunshine on Oct 29, 2009
Naughty boy! You are so bad, Ken. What a terrible thing to do, lol.
Faith Hodge on Oct 29, 2009
Laughing out loud! You are good! I must say!!!!
neet on Oct 29, 2009
You are FUN……….LoL!
PR Mace on Oct 29, 2009
So what did the girl in the rear look like? Was she better than the girl up front. I can’t believe someone doesn’t know what a blind date is. How did it turn out? Ken you have left me with so many questions.
Phill Senters on Oct 29, 2009
Are you sure he’s still a friend? If I did that to a man I’d watch my back very carefully. LOL
Sheila M on Oct 29, 2009
haha you silly dork…..and you know I mean that in the best way possible:)
Sourav on Oct 29, 2009
Interesting poem… and what a pic selection!
ashan1614 on Oct 29, 2009
Can’t blame Marvin one bit!
Lostash on Oct 29, 2009
My dates are normally blind!!
Emma Green on Oct 29, 2009
Cleverly written, great share!
Tanya Wallace on Oct 29, 2009
Your sure on a roll with you poetry Ken! Loved it as with the others.Funny as hell,got a good laugh and liked the pic you added to!
deep blue on Oct 29, 2009
Hilarious, prelude to the halloween. Well thought of my friend.
Jane Benitez on Oct 29, 2009
Love your humor and poems – very fitting for Halloween.
Jane Jane on Oct 30, 2009
this is fun. always been able to make it humorous with such short piece.
diamondpoet on Oct 30, 2009
Thank I really enjoyed reading and it was quite funny.
johnnydod on Nov 1, 2009
hahahah loved it Ken… well done.
Daisy Peasblossom on Nov 2, 2009
Another good bit of doggerel. I needed a chuckle for the morning.
LoveDoctorLoveGoodBye on Nov 13, 2009
Lol.
PhoenixRox on Dec 7, 2009
LOL. Ken u are so naughty.haha

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