Humorous poem about a boy with a lot of blubber.

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Jim Tooney was big and fat.

His tummy was made out of rubber.

Whenever Jim stopped

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to see you,

All you could say is, “Hi Blubber.”

Jim liked to eat sweets.

His teeth were bright yellow .

Everyone liked Jim

Because he was such a fine fellow,

Jim once entered a pie eating contest.

He was cheered on by his class.

At the very end of the contest,

Jim released a huge cloud of gas.

If you’re ever in the neighborhood,

Say hello to Jim.

Tell Jim to lose a few pounds.

Suggest he work out at the gym.

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  • PSingh1990 on Jan 5, 2011

    Nice Share.

    :-)

  • hfj on Jan 6, 2011

    I assume that you and Jim Tooney are best of friends….haha I saw Jim and your wife together at the grocery store the other night…….ouch!

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