Bo Jack was doing his daily walk in San Diego on orders from his ole doctor, when a runaway Toyota car ran over him.

Bo Jack is in the hospital

Recovering from a tragic ordeal

He was run over by a Toyota car

By an old man behind the wheel

It’s another sad day for Toyota

Who’s been under government heat

Their gas pedals have been sticking

Auto safety they’ve failed to meet

Bo Jack has hired a crooked lawyer

Big money will be his demand

For all his “pain and suffering”

Bo wants the “cash” in his hand

But don’t feel sorry for ole Bo Jack

He will end up with millions in the bank

When the ole judge rules in his favor

And Toyota he’ll have to thank!!

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  • Theresa Johnson on Mar 11, 2010

    I told you not to tell. Damn now I have to get rid of the wig and old man costume. lol. very funny piece.

  • Darla Cooke on Mar 11, 2010

    Very funny poem! :)

  • Debra. on Mar 11, 2010

    Creative and funny piece! Had me laughing!!

  • Belinda Dobie on Mar 11, 2010

    Hehehe. Seriously, can I have the number of the crooked lawyer? ;-)

  • Christine Ramsay on Mar 11, 2010

    A very funny piece. Poor old BoJack. Why is he always getting ribbed?

    Christine

  • Bo Russo on Mar 11, 2010

    Well at least I’ll get rich, in real life I’d just be done for but the mighty Bo has survived a Toyota attack, at least I didn’t get killed!!

  • oldster on Mar 11, 2010

    Well done again ol pal. Seems you’ve got the foot to the metal and no one should stand in the way of your newfound creativity.

  • Duff D Moss on Mar 11, 2010

    Oh no – not BO!!!!!

    Fun article, but I hope your not tempting fate here.

  • sambhafusia on Mar 12, 2010

    nice share

  • XXElleXX on Mar 12, 2010

    Hehehehe…so that’s what ya get for bein’ a damn smart-arse Bo…tryin’ to outrun an old man behind the wheel of a Toyota car with a dodgy accelerator…what the hell were ya thinkin’!…hehehehehahahaha…very good Hfj :-)

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  • BradONeill on Mar 30, 2010

    Actually if I was in an out of control car I would imagine it would be a lot softer for me to try and cushion the impact by finding a plump pedestrian to plow into before hitting the cement wall.

    Great Write Hfj What would we do if we didnt have The mighty mighty Bo jack to pick on?

  • Brian Daniel Stankich on Apr 7, 2010

    Poor Bo Jack, he definitely didn\’t have that comin\’.

  • Sarah Elizabeth Hume on May 19, 2010

    giggles :)

  • Judy Sheldon on Nov 20, 2010

    poor ole Bo. hopefully this does not tempt fate..
    ;-)

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