BoJack Express Speed Demon Highway to Hell

Bo Russo on Jan 17, 2009

Tags: diesel, grim, hiss, injectors, miss, reaper, speed, stomp, train, yard

The Bojack Express got the fuel injectors cleaned, and BoJack drank too many energy drinks today. Seat belts recommended today.

The Bo Jack express was wild today
out of control and swerving each way
It did loop de loops at the start do the day
Then went speeding along
The rest of the way
The injectors were cleaned
Just the other day
With the newfound horsepower
Bo Jack knew right away
That he would be flying
And nothing would get in the way
It was like a highway to hell
Bo Jack’s express was today
Scary and crazy each and every way
But today crazy Bo jack wanted some speed
It had been a while and he felt the need
Bo Jacks foot stomped the pedal so hard
That powerful Diesel went screaming out
Of the train yard.
Bo Jack is crazy and sometimes at bliss
Is where he is with a full throttle hiss
Sometimes close to death he will kiss
But his train will never crash
And the grim reaper will miss
Bo Jacks super speed as he flies through the mist
So my good buddy Wess, stay home today
The Bo Jack express is heading your way
He’s not slowing down
No not today
If you ride his train today
Your lunch you will spray
All over your shoes
All of the way
There is no speed limit
When Bo Jack wants to play
But the screaming express fans
Who ride the train each day
Are screaming and laughing
Hip hip hooray!!

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Debra. on Jan 17, 2009
That’s a good one. Well done, my friend.
jimy1666 on Jan 17, 2009
Nice work man!
Joni Keith on Jan 17, 2009
Wow, you weren’t kidding about the seat belt
hfj on Jan 17, 2009
Anoyher classic Bojack poem. You keep rolling them out like that Bojack express you just wrote about. Good one.
AC Hamilton III on Jan 17, 2009
Too funny Bojack. Exciting roller coaster ride. Pass the monster.

AC
Mercedes Selvira on Jan 17, 2009
Nice metaphor. It has been a fun ride, I must say. Hooray!
Lauren Axelrod on Jan 17, 2009
Running and reading. Authspot is on fire today. Regards and great piece, as always.
Westbrook on Jan 17, 2009
Wow! I’m looking through the fine snow coming down to see if you are coming my way. I love your energy but I may have to throw something on the track to slow you down. I don’t want my buddy to hurt himself.
Morgana on Jan 17, 2009
Lol well I’m in for the ride but hope my lunch stay in my stomach.
Bo Russo on Jan 17, 2009
No preocupado,Morgana,voy a maneja mas despacio para ti.Wess,,everybody,Just having fun,thanks for stopping by the bus stop today.
Bren Parks on Jan 17, 2009
lol…good job.
CA Johnson on Jan 17, 2009
Great job! I loved it!
Alicia Wind on Jan 17, 2009
Oh don’t spread something on my shoes…lolz..!

That was heck of a ride!
Morgana on Jan 17, 2009
Hay, Bojack, tu eres tan lindo.Gracias por ser un caballero.
william empie on Jan 17, 2009
this was a very exciting piece,I was very intreged to read this it keep my attention very well. great piece.
PR Mace on Jan 17, 2009
BoJack is crazy but he writes a good poem. Good work here, man.
Darren Goad on Jan 18, 2009
It’s always a wild fun ride with you!
Bo Russo on Jan 18, 2009
Thanks everybody!!!! you guys are great!!!
Bick Parker on Jan 18, 2009
I’m still trying to catch my breath – what a ride!
S A JOHNSON on Jan 18, 2009
This was very interesting Bo, ^_^
Inna Tysoe on Jan 19, 2009
Thanks for the ride.

Inna

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