Lewis
Jolly’s Tattoo

Lancashire
chef has a new tattoo,

Boris
Johnson on his thigh

He
drops his pants and the gals all coo

The
floppy haired mayor, why oh why?

Lewis
Jolly’s got a tattoo

Boris
Johnson on his thigh

Lewis
Jollys’ got a tattoo

The
floppy haired Mayor, why oh why?

‘I
been London once’, he tells the Sun,

‘He’s
a good bloke, sees him on the telly’

Just
below his shorts, Boris on his bun

Cooking
Hot Pot he’ll be nice and smelly.

Lewis
Jolly’s got a tattoo

Boris
Johnson on his thigh

Lewis
Jolly’s got a tattoo

The
floppy haired Mayor, why oh why?

Who
will be next in the ink?

Keith
Lemon’s going on Frid’y

Mullet
hair on my pink.

It
will look bang Tidy!

Lewis
Jolly’s got a tattoo

Boris
Johnson on his thigh

Lewis
Jolly’s got a tattoo

The
floppy haired Mayor, why oh why?